this is not a dog
this is a snowflake
it fell from the sky it is a piece of snow
not a puppy
just a snowy ball
If I never had to use my hands again, I would happily wear these beautiful filigree nail rings without giving a single fuck if anyone decided to think less of me for being “effeminate.”
I wonder how well these would work as banjo picks………..
Yep I’m pretty sure that I was the only person in the universe that mistook the notepad for being male.
Here you have it anons I’ll just leave now *shuffles my way out the window*
Our kitten, Petri, when we first brought him home from the shelter
"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”